Friday, April 22, 2011

Improving History: Mustache Addition (The Only Edition)

Julius Caesar
Brutus could not have torn himself away from that glorious view long enough to get a clear shot at Caesar's back. We've always said mustaches save lives, we just wish we could have been there to warn him.



Moby Dick
Some studies show that the part of the brain responsible for aggression is the mustache.


Anne Boleyn (The Whore Queen)
This mustache may not have saved her from a beheading, but we bet cryogenics would have been much higher on scientist's to do list, knowing this mustache could be lost forever.



Burt Reynolds
Double Mustache. Whoa that's a full mustache. Whoa, oh my God. So intense.


The Sphinx
We dare time to corrode this mustache.


The Romanov Family
Too soon?



Napoleon and his Horse
It's a proven fact that syphilis can't penetrate a mustache. And they add height. It's science.



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